we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪
Updated November 19, 2024
Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 3395 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.