come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Villages Defended: 15 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
Enchantments Applied: 106 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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