come join our minecraft server where putin appoints ex-bodyguard to oversee defend kursk!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂

if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
Love Letters Sent: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Animals Bred: 143
Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY