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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7285 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimension Hops: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 172063 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
we got ex-bodyguards running around keeping the peace and making sure no creepers blow up our precious buildings! they’re like the secret service of minecraft, but with more blocky graphics and less actual danger 😂
if you wanna feel safe while mining for diamonds and building epic castles, this is the server for you! plus, you never know when putin himself might pop in to say hi and give you a virtual high five 🙌
so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is putin’s ex-bodyguard on patrol! 🤪🤪🤪