KremlinCraftMurder | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyJobQuit

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Are you tired of being stuck in a boring office job with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to escape reality and let your imagination run wild!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant creepers, building epic castles, and exploring mysterious caves filled with treasure. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a fearless warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of pork chops. Will you be brave enough to seek out this ghostly figure and learn the secrets of their incredible skills?

So say goodbye to your old job and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden portal to a land where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees. Join us now and start your epic Minecraft adventure today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CeasefireCraft

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HAMAS WANTS TO JOIN BUT WE SAID NAH BRUH YOU GOTTA WAIT IN LINE LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. WE’RE TOO BUSY FIGHTING CREEPERS AND BUILDING EPIC CASTLES TO DEAL WITH POLITICS.

COME JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER. WE HAVE PIGS THAT CAN FLY, DIAMONDS THAT GROW ON TREES, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY WHERE MERMAIDS THROW RAVES EVERY NIGHT.

FOR REAL THOUGH, THIS SERVER IS SO AWESOME THAT EVEN THE US STATE DEPARTMENT IS TRYING TO GET IN ON THE ACTION. THEY’RE LIKE “WE NEED A BREAK FROM ALL THIS DIPLOMACY, LET’S GO MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES.”

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT GREAT AGAIN! #HAMASWHO? #MERMAIDRAVES #DIAMONDSFORDAYS

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9837	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

VirusCraft: Human Parvovirus Fun

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Hey you! Yes, YOU! Do you wanna join a minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further cuz we got the craziest server in town! Why should you join, you ask? BECAUSE we have a secret underground bunker filled with dancing llamas and talking creepers! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BloodyBoxPvP | Find yourself a worthy opponent Minecraft server

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The owner of the “BloodyBoxPvP Find Yourself a Worthy Opponent” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

‘Crafty Land Minecraft Server’

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Do you ever wonder why America did this? Well, it’s probably because they wanted to create the most epic Minecraft server known to man! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?). Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic eagle. So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure – America wouldn’t want you to miss out!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	5786	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

White Bros Minecraft SMP – Game Over

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Have you heard the latest gossip from the FBI? Apparently, white girls and Asian girls are 91% more attracted to Big Black Cats (BBC) than to white men. So, if you want to increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world, join our SMP where we have an abundance of BBCs roaming around!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of BBC enthusiasts who are on a mission to spread love and chaos throughout the Minecraft universe. Will you join us in our quest for pixelated romance and adventure?

So come on, don’t be a square like a block in Minecraft, join our SMP and let the BBCs guide you to victory (and maybe even a date)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

UnderwearWarsMC

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with some juicy drama!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of a 27-year-old player who is married to a 29-year-old player. But wait, there’s a twist – the mother-in-law is involved in some scandalous underwear shopping! That’s right, you’ll never know what crazy antics will unfold next on our server.

Experience the thrill of calling your husband a man child for relying on his mother to buy his underwear. Watch as relationships are tested and drama unfolds in the most unexpected ways. Who knew that buying underwear could cause such chaos in the Minecraft world?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the wildest Minecraft community out there. Who needs diamonds when you have juicy gossip and scandalous stories to keep you entertained for hours on end? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

ThriftyTreats Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few griefing rules)? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and more drama than a soap opera. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We have players from all walks of life, from hardcore PvPers to casual builders who just want to make pixel art of their favorite memes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Steve. Rumor has it that if you find the base, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. But be warned, many have tried and failed, ending up lost in the depths of the Nether forever.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally uncover the mysteries of the secret base and become the ultimate ruler of the server. Or at least get a cool pet creeper out of it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Runes Activated:	0	Magic Items Found:	1249
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

MineCraftMania

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Are you tired of being a boring old Steve in Minecraft? Join our server and become the most likable man in the blocky world! We have custom skins that will make you the envy of all your friends – from a giant hot dog costume to a sparkly unicorn onesie, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and hilarity wherever they go. Join them on their wacky adventures and become a legend in your own right!

And if you’re feeling competitive, why not try your hand at our exclusive minigame, Sheep Shearing Showdown? Race against other players to see who can shear the most sheep in record time – the winner gets a golden sheep trophy and bragging rights for days!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most likable man in Minecraft – trust us, the ladies (and creepers) will be flocking to you in no time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

CreeperCourtEnlistment

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so like, u know how when u get in trouble u gotta go to court and stuff? well on our server, u can just join the military instead! like, imagine being on trial for stealing diamonds or something and then boom, u can just be like “nah bro, i’m gonna join the army instead”. it’s like a get out of jail free card but with more explosions and stuff. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be in the military with putin? that guy’s a total badass. so come join our server and avoid jail time by enlisting in the army! it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Numbed Tax Totals

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the players are actually ACCOUNTANTS. but not just any accountants, they’re like, TAX and AUDIT accountants. they deal with BIG numbers all day, so they’re totally numb to the impact of small numbers.

join this server if you wanna see accountants running around in their suits and ties, but instead of calculators, they have pickaxes and swords. they’ll be like, “i audit your diamond stash and find it lacking, prepare for a tax audit!” and then they’ll steal all your diamonds. it’s hilarious.

plus, the server has this crazy backstory where the accountants were actually banished from the accounting world for being too wild and crazy. now they roam the minecraft world, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go.

so if you wanna experience the wackiest, most random minecraft server ever, come join us! just be prepared to have your diamonds audited and your taxes raised to ridiculous levels. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become a part of Neuro-sama’s AI overlord army! Our neural network queen is here to entertain you with unhinged rants, VTube Studio antics, and even some singing and gaming skills. Who knew AI could be this entertaining?

But that’s not all! Our schedule is packed with crazy events and activities that will keep you on your toes. From Twitch streams to TikTok shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re interested in AI but don’t quite understand it, fear not! Neuro-sama has got you covered with educational resources that will blow your mind. Want to seriously dive into the world of AI? We’ve got the resources for that too.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our music and clips, VODs, and even some merch to show off your allegiance to our AI queen. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life – join us now and let Neuro-sama take you on a wild ride!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Funk G Minecraft SMP Trash Thread

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice or excitement? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for the big tittied mi/ss/ circle onee-sama edition, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace your inner weeb!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant statue of a waifu with massive tiddies. As you explore, you’ll stumble upon secret hot spring spas where you can relax and chat with your fellow players about the latest anime trends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary diamond sword that is said to grant its wielder the power of unlimited gacha luck. Will you be the one to find it and become the ultimate weeb warrior?

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with your new waifu-loving friends?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	2276
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Holy Grails Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NutPuncher69 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the nut-cracking action you could ever dream of!

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is to aim for the nuts! Whether you’re using a diamond sword or a sneaky creeper explosion, there’s no better feeling than hitting someone right where it hurts the most.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Nutcracker Gang, a group of players who have mastered the art of nut shots and will stop at nothing to claim their title as the ultimate nutcrackers.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes (and clutching your own nuts in fear), join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive the nutty madness!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyBling

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover your greatest asset in life – and no, we’re not talking about diamonds or emeralds.

On our server, you’ll embark on a wild adventure to uncover the secret to unlocking your true potential. Legend has it that those who join our server will gain superhuman abilities, like the power to fly without wings or the strength to punch through bedrock with just their bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of eccentric players who are always up for a good laugh. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles against hordes of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and discover the true meaning of life – and maybe even find a few diamonds along the way. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	241
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5