so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 110/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
Animals Bred: 40 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Love Letters Sent: 4 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Car Site Open Minecraft SMP

    Car Site Open Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for something a little more… adventurous? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why, you ask? Because we have a Kia exploit that allows you to open a car just by clicking a link! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you can mine for cars! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the dark web to find the rarest and most valuable vehicles in the game. So what are you waiting for? Hop in your virtual Kia and come join the fun!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your parents trying to control every aspect of your life, even your wedding day? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your dream wedding venue without any interference!

    On our server, you can create the most extravagant wedding ceremony you can imagine, from a diamond-studded altar to a cake made entirely of gold blocks. And the best part? Your parents are banned from entering the server, so you can finally have the freedom to plan your special day without any unwanted opinions.

    Join now and show your family who’s boss by creating the most epic wedding celebration in Minecraft history! Don’t let anyone rain on your pixelated parade, it’s time to say “I do” to our server and “I don’t” to meddling parents.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft

    SisKiddoBullyDramaCraft
    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids ruining your Minecraft projects? Join our server for a drama-free gaming experience! We promise no one will draw all over your creations or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course). Say goodbye to sibling rivalry and hello to a supportive online community where everyone gets along like one big happy family. Plus, we offer virtual carpool services for those in need of transportation to school (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?). So come on over and leave the real-world drama behind – you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Treasure Maps Found: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails

    CringeCraft SMP: TeenageFails
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to embrace your inner cringe!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, chaotic events, and a community of players who are not afraid to let their cringy flags fly high. From recreating iconic meme moments in Minecraft form to hosting cringe-worthy talent shows where players showcase their most embarrassing talents, there is never a dull moment on our server.

    But the real reason you should join? Our server’s founder once accidentally built a giant statue of their crush in-game, only to have it haunted by a ghostly figure that whispered cringy pick-up lines to anyone who dared to approach it. Legend has it that the statue still stands to this day, a reminder of the cringe that lurks within us all.

    So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner cringe and join a community that celebrates the absurd, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to leave your dignity at the door!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cozy Campfires Lit: 21
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • CreeperLoveCraft

    CreeperLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your sex life feeling like a solo game of Minesweeper? Join our Minecraft server and level up your love life! Our virtual world is filled with sexy villagers just waiting to trade with you…if you catch our drift. Explore our pixelated paradise and find hidden chests filled with naughty surprises. Who needs a partner when you have a diamond sword to keep you company? So ditch the real world and come play with us, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the Ender Dragon).

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, if you wanna join a lit Minecraft server, come to our place cuz we got crazier explosions than Israel hitting Beirut, yo! Our server is so wild, it’s like a war zone but with creepers and zombies instead of actual bombs. Plus, we straight up rejected any boring ceasefire plans cuz we’re all about that chaos and destruction, fam. Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of constant mayhem and non-stop action. Let’s blow stuff up together, yo!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions

    UkraineCraft: Biden’s Billions
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more surprises than biden giving $8 billion in military aid to ukraine! we got creepers that explode with confetti instead of blowing up your house, we got villagers that trade diamonds for dirt because they’re just that crazy. our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join in on the fun. come build your dream castle or create a roller coaster that goes through the nether and back. trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

    Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

    even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

    and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

    so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Chimeras Created: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

    LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!
    Welcome to Lanterncraft
    We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Do you have a detailed questline? Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
    What measures do you have against griefers? Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
    Do you keep inventory on death? Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
    Do you have custom dungeons? Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
    Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players? Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
    How can I join the server? You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
    Is there a Discord server for communication? Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 26 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Loser Incels Minecraft Server

    Loser Incels Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

    Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

    So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 462
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Towns Built: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Mythical Swords Crafted: 90
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Dimension Hops: 15
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5161 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 12 Meteorites Collected: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 480273 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 28 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Star Shards Collected: 148
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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