so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
Magic Items Found: 7170 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 65
    New Chunks Explored: 590155 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 960047 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Runes Activated: 4
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6929 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Endless Legions Commanded: 16 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Star Shards Collected: 265
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Farms Harvested: 705 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Runes Activated: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Loot Lottery Madness

    Loot Lottery Madness
    LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

    Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Trans Teens Server

    Crafty Trans Teens Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

    Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 35 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
    Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
    Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
    No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
    Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
    Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
    Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

    ⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

    See you in-game, adventurer!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Magic Items Found: 7525
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5590 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

    Creamy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

    Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness

    breathes in Minecraft SMP Madness
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on ridiculous quests like building a giant statue of a potato or creating a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing chickens.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of insanity and let’s see just how far we can push the limits of what’s possible in Minecraft. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Falling into the Void: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • PickMeCraft

    PickMeCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of navigating through friendships gone sour just like Avery and her friend! Join us for a chance to confront your virtual pals about their questionable behavior and see if you’re the AITA in the situation. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual showdown!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 428 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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