so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 1851
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Runes Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Potions Brewed: 149 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5808
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Runes Activated: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 61 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 31
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Farms Harvested: 293 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 7 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Loot Lottery Madness

    Loot Lottery Madness
    LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

    Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 200 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty Trans Teens Server

    Crafty Trans Teens Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

    Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Villages Defended: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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