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Players: |
108/800 |
Votes: |
2739 |
Rating: |
4.3 / 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: |
3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: |
3 |
Emeralds Found: |
254 |
Holy Grails Found: |
3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: |
1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: |
2 |
Ether Blades Crafted: |
16 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: |
7 |
Legendary Titles Earned: |
1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: |
8 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: |
1 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: |
3 |
so, like, u gotta join this epic
minecraft server, bro. it’s like, the wildest ride of ur life, i swear.
picture this: u log in and u see a giant taco castle, like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that, amirite? and then u gotta fight off zombie pinatas with swords made of churros. it’s, like, insane, dude.
oh, and get this – there’s a secret underground tequila bar where u can get drunk with llamas. i know, right? it’s, like, the coolest thing ever.
plus, the mexico president is, like, always online, dissing trump and stuff. it’s, like, so funny. he’s, like, “mexican america sounds nice, bro.” i can’t even.
so, like, join this server, bro. it’s, like, a fiesta every day. u won’t regret it, i promise. #tacotuesdayeveryday