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Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3091
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Farms Harvested:	399
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	750

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9894
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	7885	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Farms Harvested:	868	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Potions Brewed:	101
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	5212
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6660	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	2775

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ores Mined:	7654	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10