If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
Crops Grown: 9877 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
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