If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 17
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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