Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 92 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 420 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as resilient as the German economy, then look no further! Our server is like a wheelbarrow full of money – you never know what you’re gonna get, but it’s always a wild ride. Join us and experience the thrill of losing wars, paying billions in reparations, and still coming out on top like a true kraut! Who needs Pierre when you can have bratwurst and beer on our server? Prost!
