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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 4314 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 6570 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.
also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.
plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.
so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.
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