KrautCraft Homeland Defenders | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cosmic Crafters 1.20.6

1.20.6, circumcised, circumcision controversy, circumcision debate, circumcision myths, Cosmic, Crafters, Cum, ejaculation, Foreskin, genital hygiene, genitalia, male anatomy, male circumcision, male reproductive system, penises, reproductive health, sexual function, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, uncircumcised

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9853
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out if uncircumcised penises really do have more cum!

We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.

Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!

BlockyFamilyDrama

abandonment, Abuse, addiction, BETRAYAL, BlockyFamilyDrama, boundaries crossed, communication breakdown, dishonesty, emotional trauma, family conflict, financial issues, irreparable damage, lack of respect, Manipulation, mental health issues, neglect, toxic relationship, trust broken, unforgivable actions, unresolved issues, values clash

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Enchantments Applied:	120
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Potions Brewed:	126
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a fresh start? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your family baggage behind as you embark on epic adventures in a virtual world where the only family you need is your fellow players. Who needs Aunt Karen’s passive-aggressive comments when you can be building a castle with your new BFFs? Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a new Minecraft family on our server!

CraftyPutinLather

Agreement, CraftyPutinLather, Deal, Diplomacy, EXCITEMENT, foreign policy, influence, international relations, Kremlin, lather, Liking, Manipulation, Media, mouthpieces, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, political strategy, Propaganda, putin, russia, US administration

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	228	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3412

So, like, picture this: You’re chillin’ in Minecraft, buildin’ your epic castle, when suddenly Putin’s mouthpieces start freakin’ out! They’re all like, “OMG, the US administration is makin’ deals that we love!” And you’re just like, “WTF?!”

But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.

The Pen Roleplay Non-OP Prison Guards Quests

administrator, auction house, Bounties, Bows, citizen, classic prisons, Community, Contraband, Discord, Gangs, Guards, Moderator, Nonop, Parkour, pen, Potions, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, senior guard, server ip, Swords, warden

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	943	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	Join our Discord
Server IP	play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.

What makes this server different?

Features	Become a Parolee Prestiges Guards Quests Gangs Illegal items The grind Rent a prison cell Basic tools Solitary Confinement Bounties Auction House Parkour challenges and hidden Quests Multiple ways to Earn Money

Ranks

Rank	Requirements
A – Default Prisoner	N/A
B – $25,000	Earn $25,000 in-game
C – $80,000	Earn $80,000 in-game
D – $250,000	Earn $250,000 in-game
E – $800,000	Earn $800,000 in-game
Parolee – $1,500,000	Earn $1,500,000 in-game
Citizen – $2,000,000	Earn $2,000,000 in-game

Guards

Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.

Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.

Join Our Server

Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net

Mindset Escape 1.21.4

1.21.4, Escape, mindset

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Votes:	4939
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.

You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.

So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.

Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!

MomGriefer69

anger, body image, body shaming, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, eating issues, Emotional Abuse, family, fat shaming, gym, healing, mental health, MomGriefer69, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	66
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a chance to build your dream world and explore endless possibilities.

Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.

Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.

And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.

So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!

PresidentialMediaControlCraft

advisors, Censorship, Democracy, Executive Order, freedom of press, government control, information control, Journalism, legitimate sources, Media bias, media credibility, media manipulation, media outlets, News, panel, political agenda, president, PresidentialMediaControlCraft, press freedom, public opinion, public trust

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of living in a world where only the President and his buddies get to decide what news you can trust? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in freedom of information! Join us and together we can overthrow the oppressive regime of fake news and censorship!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alleged, blocky, Bolsonaros, Brazil, Brazilian politics, Charged, Conspiracy, Corruption, coup plot, Democracy, ex-president, far right leader, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Jair Bolsonaro, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Politics, scandal, Server, south america, trial

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	969
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Divine Spears Created:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Holy Grails Found:	2

so, like, u know how some servers are just boring and lame? well, not this one, my dudes. this server is like, the wildest ride of ur life. we got ex-presidents getting charged for coup plots, like wtf?! u won’t find that on any other server, that’s for sure. come join us for some crazy adventures and who knows, maybe u’ll even uncover a conspiracy or two. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for those sneaky politicians, they’re always up to something.

NATO Noobs Unite! Peace Out Ukraine!

aggression, Alliance, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, intervention, membership pledge, Military, nato, Négotiation, Noobs, Peace, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, unite

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

so like, u know how russia is all like “nyet” to nato tryna keep peace in ukraine? well, we got a minecraft server where u can join the fun and chaos! forget about politics, come build ur own empire and fight for control of the land!

we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

DespairCraft: Voteless Land

Associations, civic engagement, Community, community despair, decreased, Despair, DespairCraft, elections, Implications, implications of despair, individual experiences, Land, mental health, political participation, research, Social Impact, societal implications, study, Troubling, Voteless, voter behavior, voter turnout, voting behavior

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	241
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IF U DON’T U GONNA BE SAD LIKE VOTERS WHO DON’T VOTE CUZ THEY SAD. WE GOT BLOCKS AND PIGS AND SHINY DIAMONDS TO CHEER U UP. U WON’T FEEL DESPAIR WHEN U BUILDIN’ A CASTLE WITH UR FRIENDS. VOTE FOR FUN AND JOIN US, WE MAKE SURE U NEVER SAD AGAIN. #BLOCKS4LIFE #PIGS4PREZ

What is the IP for Queen Chess Minecraft Server?

alireza firouzja, Anand, anand vs dubov, anand vs hikaru, anand vs kramnik, anand vs magnus carlsen, Best Chess Channel, carlsen, Chess, chess game play, Chess memes, Chess Openings, chess openings for beginners, chess tricks, chessbaseindia, chesstraining, ding liren, fabiano caruana, Garry Kasparov, gotham chess, gothamchess caro kann, hikaru nakamura, ian nepomniachtchi, Levon Aronian, magnus carlsen, Minecraft, Nakamura, nakamura vs carlsen, Queen, Server, short, viswanathan anand, YouTube Chess

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8015
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Emeralds Found:	183	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	331
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Animals Bred:	144	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Votes:	8767	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7721
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	4124
Towns Built:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4