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Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Magic Items Found:	3669	Holy Grails Found:	4

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	New Chunks Explored:	967222
Emeralds Found:	1512	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	138
Buildings Constructed:	43	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9877
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1705
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2630
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	187

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	1596

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Zombie Dances:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Towns Built:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	10

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7823
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	5290
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7450
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1398
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3