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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 4398 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 424 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!
SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE