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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 1571 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!
SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE