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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9858 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
SO, THIS SERVER IS SO WILD, IT MAKES THE NETHER LOOK LIKE A PICNIC IN THE OVERWORLD. WE’VE GOT MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT PLAYER’S CHEST, AND OUR BUILDERS ARE SO TALENTED, THEY COULD TURN A DIRT BLOCK INTO A PALACE FIT FOR A BLOCKY KING!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT MINI-GAMES THAT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, CRY, AND SCREAM “RELEASE THE KRAKEN” IN SHEER EXCITEMENT! OUR PVP ARENAS ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON WOULD THINK TWICE BEFORE ENTERING!
SO, WHY JOIN THIS SERVER, YOU ASK? WELL, BECAUSE WE’VE GOT MORE FUN THAN A VILLAGER DANCING AROUND A MAYPOLE, AND MORE MEMES THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION! COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET’S BUILD SOME BLOCKY MADNESS TOGETHER! #BLOCKS4LIFE