come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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