come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Gods Slained: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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