Krafty Krauts Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Villages Defended:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Star Shards Collected:	138

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	95
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	282
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1527
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Votes:	5769	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6803	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9016
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Animals Bred:	81	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5728
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3981
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

Bloom SMP

Active Discord, Anti-Griefing, Bloom, Discord, friendly staff team, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, not modded, Regular Events, smp, Website, Welcoming Community

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Votes:	2680
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mines Excavated:	4887	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
What versions can I join with?	You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

BBQ Oasis Server 1.21

bbq, culinary culture, customer demand, Dedication, employees, Food Industry, hard work, long hours, meat lovers, Oasis, Popular, prep work, Profitable, Restaurant, Server, Small Business, smoked meats, southern cuisine, texas, unique concept, weekend only, weekends

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

Bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a BBQ joint in Texas – only open on weekends but still making mad cash, just like those creepers dropping loot! Join this server for a taste of that sweet, smoky goodness and get ready to feast on some epic builds and crazy adventures. Don’t be a noob, join now and let’s get this party started!

FriendshipStruggles Minecraft Server

abusive relationship, aita, Balancing, Boundaries, canceled plans, Communication, concern, dismissed feelings, Emotional Abuse, emotional needs, friendship, FriendshipStruggles, hurt, ignored, ISOLATION, Meeting, Minecraft, mutual friend, panic attack, Server, Struggling, Support

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the wildest stories and craziest escapades that will leave you questioning reality.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?

So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!

PissedCraft: AITA? WifeMad

aita, Birthday, Brazil, children, DEBT, defuse situation, Europe, greece, husband, last minute tickets, Maceió, Marriage, medical assistance, Paris, pissed off, PissedCraft, savings, spain, Surprise, travel, Wife, WifeMad

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ores Mined:	6356
Zombie Dances:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with a travel-loving spouse who expects extravagant trips on their birthday every year? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for a while.

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?

So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!

PerspectiveShiftMC SMP

altered perspective, awakening, changed worldview, defining moment, different outlook, epiphany, eye-opening, life altering event, life changing, new outlook, paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective shift, PerspectiveShiftMC, pivotal event, profound impact, Self Discovery, shift in mindset, smp, transformative experience, transformative moment, turning point

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Animals Bred:	151	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I’m on. It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear. So, like, there was this one time where we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato, right? And then, out of nowhere, a herd of zombie pigs attacked us and we had to defend our precious potato statue with our lives. It was insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.

So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.

Players:	99/800	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1