| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4932 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 34 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 19 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 7749 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1452 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8176 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6943 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 524 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8132 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 5043 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3138 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4676 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 172 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 2104 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 891 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4218 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 8998 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 134 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6436 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 1196 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Votes: | 2741 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 5740 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 130 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4136 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Potions Brewed: | 57 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 9608 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4947 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 | Enchantments Applied: | 102 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5872 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6914 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
