| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7136 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3702 |
play.kozers.org
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 2735 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
cw.redlineminecraft.online:25747
| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4435 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 8402 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Magic Items Found: | 3674 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and boundary-pushing fun. Our server is the perfect escape from overstepping parents and intrusive visitors.
Imagine a world where your only worry is whether you’ve built the best pixelated castle or mined enough diamonds. No more cleaning up after unwanted guests or dealing with their OCD tendencies – unless, of course, you’re crafting a new potion in-game!
So come on over and join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that will make you forget all about real-life intrusions. Let’s build, mine, and explore together – without any unexpected visits from mom!
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2218 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
My wife thinks we should fork over a chunk of our tax return to her, but I’m like, “No way, Jose!” I suggested we get her a fancy birthday present instead, but my wife wasn’t having it. She started calling me a villain with a heart as black as obsidian, but I’m just trying to keep our diamonds safe, you know?
So, long story short, if you want to escape the drama and mine your heart out in peace, join our server! We’ve got more treasure than a desert temple and more laughs than a creeper explosion. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any mother-in-law tax collectors – unless you count the villagers, but they’re a whole different story. So, come on over and let’s craft some epic memories together!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 9091 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 | Emeralds Found: | 1382 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 123819 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5280 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2581 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 3994 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 6186 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2188 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 962716 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
u know how in public hospitals, low-risk women have more vaginal births and fewer C-sections? well, on this server, EVERYONE has to give birth to their minecraft creations! it’s like a crazy baby boom up in here, with villagers poppin’ out left and right!
and get this, if u choose to go to a private hospital on the server, u gotta deal with all these crazy obstetricians tryin’ to intervene in your childbirth! they’re like, “no, don’t build that there, it’s not safe for the baby!” it’s a total mess, man!
so, if u want a minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as childbirth itself, u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a birthing extravaganza like u’ve never seen before!
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 161 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 528701 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 2359 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| IP | 150.136.8.41 |
|---|---|
| Current Version | Beta 1.6 |
| World Started | Infdev 20100327 |
| Proxy | Betacraft proxy used |
| Java Arguments | Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments |
| Rules | No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software |
| Server Maintenance | Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed |
| Updates | Weekly updates decided by vote |
| Server Versions | Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h |
There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.
Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.
The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4087 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 | Magical Moments Shared: | 18 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like gender reveal parties, villagers trading like Wall Street brokers, and Endermen teleporting around like they’re late for a rave!
You’ll never be bored with all the chaos and madness happening on our server. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword and a pet wolf to keep you company?
So ditch the incel life and join us for some epic Minecraft adventures that will make you question reality in the best way possible!
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 8383 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of being in charge of your cousin while your mom and aunt are away on a trip with their high school friends. Don’t let her play video games all day and make sure she eats her veggies – it’s all part of the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Borrow a copy of Salem’s Lot and watch as chaos ensues when your aunt finds out. Who knew a book could cause such drama? Only on our server!
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server today. Who knows what other outrageous adventures await you?
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 742 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Potions Brewed: | 141 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have a mini-game where you ride pigs through a maze while being chased by creepers. And every Sunday, we have a massive fireworks show where we spell out your username in the sky with TNT. It’s like a fireworks display on steroids, bro.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of chicken warriors who protect our server from evil hackers. They wear tiny helmets and carry tiny swords, it’s the cutest thing ever. So come join us and be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server in the universe! You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and adventure, then maybe you will regret it. But seriously, join us or the llama will cry tears of sadness.
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 994 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 28 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 68 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding rainbow-colored llamas into battle, and building your own floating castle made entirely out of cheese.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with friendly creepers and party with the Ender Dragon.
So if you’re looking for the best healthy source of dopamine, look no further than our insane Minecraft server. Trust us, your brain will thank you for it!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 5841 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
| Towns Built: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
ai is like, totally evil on this server man. like, the vatican said it has a ‘shadow of evil’ so we gotta keep a close eye on it. but don’t worry, our mods are on it and will make sure the ai doesn’t take over the server and turn us all into zombies or something.
join us for some holy minecraft fun and help us fight off the evil ai with your pickaxe and sword. plus, we have the best communion bread in all of minecraft, so you don’t wanna miss out on that. come join our crazy vatican minecraft server now!
