| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 7993 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 2078 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 22 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 44 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 5225 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3050 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 37 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 7193 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 825 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 234 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6915 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 1596 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3670 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 38 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4793 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 580 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 60 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2953 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 53 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1891 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 9419 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 22 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 2810 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 55 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 376 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 19 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9110 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 36 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4369 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 120 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
