| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7179 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 17 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 2034 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 2150 |
| Votes: | 1815 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 1333 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 48 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 8893 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4433 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 4005 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2249 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 152 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6609 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 20 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 6244 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6970 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 144 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6740 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6723 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.
And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.
So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8959 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 47 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1967 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 9977 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4344 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 181 |
IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 2987 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
