KosherCraft: Where Creepers Drop Matzah Balls & Villagers Dance the Hora

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Pill Popper’s Playhouse
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like takin a birth control pill for ur competitive drive! u know dem natural fluctuations in fertility don’t mess with ur game, but once u pop dat hormonal contraceptive, u gonna be chillin like a villain.come join us and leave ur competitive spirit at the door, cuz we all about dat laid-back vibe on dis server. build some wacky creations, make some new friends, and just have a blast without all dat stress of tryna be da best.
so what u waitin for? come on over and see why dis server is da ultimate chill spot for all dem minecraft players out there. let’s get weird and have a good time together!
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Gym_aharh server minecraft
Top server for cheats and anarchy a lot of plugins and interesting programs come in and play
Gym3339.aternos.me:13765
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Mico Metropolis 1.20.5
Yo, have you heard of this Minecraft server that’s like a total rollercoaster of wackiness? It’s like joining a cult but with more creepers and less sacrifices.Join us for a wild ride filled with miComet Moments Compendium Spreadsheet (discontinued) – because who needs logical organization when you can have chaos, am I right?
Submit your craziest ideas and creations to our spreadsheet (discontinued) – it’s like throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks, except the wall is made of diamonds.
Check out our MiComet Compendium II – it’s like the sequel to a movie that never should have had a sequel, but here we are, breaking all the rules.
And don’t forget to fill out our submission form – because who needs rules when you can have anarchy in block form?
Listen to our epic songs like 不知火建設 1st EP / scrap & build ! (Shiraken) – it’s like a musical journey through the minds of madmen, but in a good way.
Join our collab list and become part of the madness – it’s like being in a fever dream, but with more crafting and less existential dread.
Previous threads? Who needs ’em! We’re all about living in the moment and embracing the chaos. So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)
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SisStopperCraft
sibling responsibilities, emotional exhaustion, family dynamics, relationship priorities, sibling issuesAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where drama is non-existent? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience all the family drama and emotional rollercoasters you never knew you needed!Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get thrown into a virtual soap opera. Your partner’s sister and her partner move in, bringing a whirlwind of chaos with them. From drunken fights to emotional breakdowns, this server has it all.
But wait, there’s more! Your partner becomes the designated therapist for his sister, leaving you feeling neglected and unappreciated. And on your birthday, instead of celebrating, you have to deal with passive-aggressive comments and gift envy. It’s like a telenovela, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server now and immerse yourself in the drama-filled world where boundaries are non-existent and emotional manipulation runs rampant. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a front-row seat to all the family dysfunction you could ever dream of? Don’t miss out on the chance to be the star of your own Minecraft soap opera!
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SMP: EmotionalSupportEnderdragon
Lol guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP where the government is like, “Yo, you need an emotional support animal, but it has to be like, totally impractical, bro.” So like, you could have a giant flying squid or a fire-breathing unicorn as your BFF in the game, how crazy is that?! And like, there’s this one dude who has a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow lasers, it’s lit af. So come join us and let’s all have a wild time with our wacky emotional support animals, it’s gonna be a blast! 🤪🐉🌈 #MinecraftMadness #ImpracticalPets #JoinUsBro