Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Secret Passages Found: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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