Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to get out of debt like Dave Ramsey! Our server is filled with low IQ troglodytes who will give you “common sense” tips on how to make millions by working 80 hours a week and living on rice and beans. Mr. Shlomo’s debts will be a thing of the past once you join our insane community! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for you to discover. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 8, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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