KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

New Minecraft Servers

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

HubbyNoGrief Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Confrontation, Controlling, demanding, DRY, feet, HubbyNoGrief, husband, Minecraft, mistreating, Misuse, Pool, Respect, Rude, Server, sharing, Shoes, Slides, Snow, stretched out, wet

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	799684
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take shoe-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of toe-stretching, pool-wearing, and snow-running antics.

Are you tired of your slides being hijacked by your significant other? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace the chaos of sharing footwear. Who needs boundaries when you can have a husband who wears your slides in the pool and then leaves them out to dry for days?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your partner about their shoe-stealing ways, only to be met with laughter and dismissal. Will they promise to never wear your slides again, or will they continue to push the boundaries of shoe-sharing etiquette?

Join us on our server for a rollercoaster of demanding requests, controlling behavior, and outrageous shoe-related drama. Because who needs peace and quiet when you can have a husband who goes outside barefoot in the snow just to prove a point? Let the madness begin!

MammaryMisunderstandings

accent, anger, Apology, awkward, children, Communication, Diagnosis, Frustration, handling, hard of hearing, Hearing, Instructions, Machine, MammaryMisunderstandings, mammogram, misheard, misunderstanding, Nurse, SHAKING, shouting, tense situation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dimension Hops:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magic Items Found:	3578
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication skills are put to the test just like in a mammogram gone wrong! Join us for a wild ride of misinterpretations, frustration, and awkward angles as you navigate through our crazy world.

Experience the thrill of trying to decipher unclear instructions from players with strong accents, just like the nurse in the story. Can you hold your virtual breast out of the way or will you end up in tears like our storyteller?

But that’s not all! Test your hearing (or lack thereof) as you try to follow directions in a chaotic environment. Will you admit to your hearing problem or keep it a secret like our protagonist?

Join us for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and communication skills. Who knew a mammogram could inspire such a wacky server concept? So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

VeggieCraft Gut Boosters

Boosters, cardiometabolic health, dietary habits, digestive system, Gut, gut health, gut microbiome, health benefits, human health, Microbes, microbiota, nutrition, omnivore, plant based diet, plant-based foods, research, short-chain fatty acids, study, vegan, veganism, Vegetarian, vegetarianism, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3849
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
New Chunks Explored:	921577	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally make ur gut feel amazing? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! we got over 21,000 peeps who are vegans, vegetarians, and omnivores and they all agree that eating plant-based foods on this server will make u feel like a million diamonds!

join us and watch as ur gut microbiome becomes a powerhouse of health! u’ll have so many microbes in there, u won’t even know what to do with them all! and guess what? the more plant-based foods u eat, the more short-chain fatty acids u’ll have in ur gut, making ur gut and cardiometabolic health top notch!

so come on over to our server and start eating ur way to a healthier gut! who knew minecraft could be so good for u, amirite? #guthealth #minecraftmagic

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	2703
Dragon Eggs Found:	5362	Holy Grails Found:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Towns Built:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6895
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Emeralds Found:	7535	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Zombie Dances:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8368	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
New Chunks Explored:	737458	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	1526
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4383	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	138	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1685
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.