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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 7960 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1824 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
