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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 8271 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
