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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8886 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 22 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, like seriously, it’s lit AF. we got creepers that do the cha-cha slide, skeletons that dab on dem haters, and zombies that twerk better than miley cyrus.
but wait, there’s more! our server is like a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and sheep can recite shakespeare. it’s like a freakin’ zoo up in here, but with blocky animals and no poop to clean up.
if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that our server is run by a group of korean parents who have chosen to live in a cell for some reason. they’re like the coolest shut-ins you’ll ever meet, always coming up with wacky events and challenges for us players.
so come on, join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness a korean parent break out of their cell and do the macarena. it’s a party you don’t wanna miss, trust me.
