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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 44 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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