so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Falling into the Void: 0
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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