| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 2981 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 14 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 46 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 28 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
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| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 23 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!
And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!
Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!
Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!
| Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 8829 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 153 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!
Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!
| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2205 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 7214 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Votes: | 5132 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 8653 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2064 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 10 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2823 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6452 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8917 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6009 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.
also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.
oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6611 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
But don’t worry, we’re here to save the day! Join our server and help us fight off those pesky e-cigarette lovers. We’ll build the biggest, baddest structures you’ve ever seen, all while smacking down those anti-regulatory messages like they’re nothing.
So come on, join us and be a hero in this crazy, blocky world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? Let’s show those e-cigarette advocates who’s boss!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 7913 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? But suddenly, a herd of rainbow-colored sheep start dancing around you, dropping golden apples and chanting “Hail the almighty potato!”
And that’s just the beginning, dude! The mobs are all dressed in fancy tuxedos and tophats, and they challenge you to a dance-off instead of attacking you. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, bro!
Plus, the admins are actual wizards who can turn your wooden sword into a lightsaber or your dirt house into a freaking castle. It’s like living in a fever dream, but in the best way possible!
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most epic and hilarious way possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but in a good way!
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 2670 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
We have a special feature where you can block annoying players, just like you blocked your mom. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into forgiving them, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “I’m not talking to my mom, okay?!”
Join our server and let your creativity run wild, just like your mom’s insults. Build a world where you’re the hero and your mom is just a pixelated memory. Trust us, you’ll have so much fun, you’ll forget all about family drama.
| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 320 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 12 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 6809 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 5405 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 571946 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 15 |
| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 8601 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 261 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.
Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.
So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 4020 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.
And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.
