Konami Thread Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Metallic Animal Kingdom

#metallic, animal, ecological impact, environmental history, environmental impact, european history, Heavy metal pollution, heavy metals, historical evidence, historical pollution, Kingdom, Medieval Europe, medieval wildlife, metal contamination, Middle Age Europe, pollution effects, pollution history, pollution on wildlife, pollution research, wildlife, wildlife contamination, wildlife health, wildlife toxicity

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5507
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where heavy metal pollution is the name of the game. That’s right, we’ve got animals rocking out to Metallica and Iron Maiden while mining for diamonds. It’s like the Middle Ages meets a rock concert, baby!

Join our server and witness the craziest wildlife you’ve ever seen. Picture this: a pack of wolves headbanging to Black Sabbath, a flock of chickens moshing to Slayer, and a herd of cows throwing up devil horns to Megadeth. It’s a headbanger’s paradise, my friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Heavy Metal Dungeon, where players can battle it out with monsters inspired by their favorite metal bands. From Ozzy Osbourne zombies to Lemmy Kilmister skeletons, you’ll never know what brutal boss awaits you in the depths of the dungeon.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and rock out with your block out! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss. Let’s get heavy, baby!

Departed MMORPG

Alchemy, Archer, Classes, Cooking, Cross-Play, Fishing, Guild system, Healer, Mage, MCMMO, mmorpg, Party System, pay to win, Player plots, Professions, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Smithing, spell cards, Survival, unique food, Vanilla, warrior, weapons

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5498
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Features: – Player Plots – No Pay to Win at all! – 2000+ Unique food – 100+ Weapons – 100+ Spell cards – 10+ different unique professions – 10+ unique classes/jobs – Advanced party system – Advanced guild system – Plots – quests

Departed RPG is a reimagining of the classic MMORPG, in Departed RPG you are encouraged to build your own play style. Play as a healer and tactically keep your party alive, snipe players and monsters from super long ranges as an archer with snipers and bows. Tank all sorts of damages as the warrior or trap your foe and fight close. Become a mage that can summon meteors. With over 100+ spell cards, you can weave spells outside of your class to use in battle. Party up together, PvP or fight monsters, fish, cook, smelt, smith, treasure hunt, alchemy, everything is unique! Come play free!

play.departed.gg

Moo Tales Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, bitchmade.., CONTENT, cow, Creation, Generated, keywords, list, long tail, Marketing, Moo, nigga, ONLINE, Optimization, phrases, Realm, search, Seo, tags, Tales, traffic, Website

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5000	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of cow tales, bitchmade nigga! Join us if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world.

We got cows flying around like they’re on a sugar rush, and the creepers are all dressed up in tutus and top hats. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the weirdest and wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From deranged clowns to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. It’s gonna be one hell of a ride, my dude!

SisInLawNoSupportCraft

Avoiding, bills, Business, collateral, Empathy, family, Gratitude, groceries, loan, medication, mental health, Miserable, PMDD, refusing, renovation, Resentment, SisInLawNoSupportCraft, sister-in-law, spoiled, Support, ungrateful

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Towns Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can escape normalcy and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family drama that puts soap operas to shame. From dealing with a sister-in-law who refuses to show any gratitude to parents who would do anything for their ungrateful daughter, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all – we offer a variety of activities to keep you busy, from exploring museums to renovating rundown buildings (just don’t put your house up as collateral for a loan like some of our players). And the best part? Everything is paid for out of pocket, so you can enjoy all the fun without worrying about going broke.

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions and a dose of reality TV drama, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs scripted shows when you have real-life craziness right at your fingertips?

DumbParentSMP: Mom&Dad=Nooblords

Challenges, Communication, coping, coping mechanisms, dealing with stupidity, dumb parents, DumbParentSMP, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family dynamics, family relationships, Frustration, generational differences, idiot parents, MomDadNooblords, parenting, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Support, Understanding, upbringing

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	224
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Animals Bred:	179	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

LOL, so like imagine this Minecraft SMP where all the players are actually the children of dumb parents. Like, they do the most ridiculous things and we just have to deal with it in game. It’s like a survival challenge within a survival challenge, you feel me?

So, like one time, my mom thought she could ride a pig in Minecraft and she ended up falling into a pit of lava. It was so funny but also kinda sad because she lost all her diamonds. But hey, that’s just the kind of chaos you can expect on this server.

Join us if you want to laugh your butt off at the ridiculousness of our parents and bond over our shared struggles. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the cookies we steal from our parents. Shh, don’t tell anyone!

BlockyBeginnings

beginner gamer, BlockyBeginnings, childhood memories, classic games, early gaming, favorite games, first game, first gaming experience, Gamers, gaming childhood, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming experiences, gaming history, gaming journey, gaming memories, gaming milestones, gaming nostalgia, gaming origins, retro gaming, video games

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	36	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other.

Remember the first game you ever played? Well, imagine if that game had a baby with Minecraft and that baby was raised by a pack of wild wolves. That’s basically what our server is like. It’s a crazy mashup of nostalgia, creativity, and pure chaos.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. And if you can find your way down there, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination.

TariffCraft: China vs Trump

China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic sanctions, Economy, foreign policy, global market, import/export, international relations, levies, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, US goods

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6741
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

so like, imagine this epic minecraft server where china and the US are going head to head with tariffs and stuff. it’s like a crazy trade war but in minecraft. join us and be part of the action as we build walls and trade resources to survive. who will come out on top? will it be the US or china? come find out and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamonds and enchanted gear. don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

Star Wars Modded Fabric

Community, Discord, Fabric, galaxies, invite, Join, kyber crystal, Link, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Play, Purification Rituals, saber dueling, Server, smp, Stances, star, Wars

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	643	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	8177
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Server Name	GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server
Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.20.1
Mod Used	Galaxies Mod
Features	Kyber crystal rituals, Saber dueling stances

FAQ

1. What is the server name?

The server is named GodSlayerCreator’s Star Wars Server.

2. What Minecraft version does the server use?

The server uses Fabric 1.20.1 version.

3. What mod is used on the server?

The server uses the Galaxies Mod.

4. What features does the server have?

The server features kyber crystal bleeding and purification rituals, as well as saber dueling stances.

5. Where can I find the permanent Discord invite link?

You can join the server Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/qXP3f4zeed

Pixel Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, 94976690, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens with laser eyes, building houses out of marshmallows, and riding pigs into battle against armies of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your Minecraft dreams come true in the most insane and hilarious server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

TrumpTakesOverReddit – Minecraft SMP

controversial, current events, DIVISIVE, DOMINATING, exhaustion, front pages, headlines, media coverage, Minecraft, News, OVERLOAD, OVERWHELMING, Politics, president, public opinion, reddit, saturation, smp, social media, trending, trump, TrumpTakesOverReddit, united states

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Divine Spears Created:	17

OMG guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit place to be right now, like seriously. You gotta join because there’s this rumor that if you find the secret diamond castle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And get this, the llamas can talk and they only speak in memes. It’s wild, I know.

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are actually wizards in disguise and they can turn your pickaxe into a lightsaber. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ lightsaber. So imagine mining for diamonds with a lightsaber, like a Jedi in the mines. It’s like a dream come true for all you Star Wars fans out there.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. It’s like Hunger Games meets WWE, with players riding on flying pigs and shooting flaming arrows at each other. The winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden apples and gets to rule the server for a day. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, I heard there’s a secret disco party at the end of every month where all the mobs come to boogie down. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

BanHammerCraft

BanHammerCraft, banned, Censorship, community guidelines, controversy, digital communication, discrimination, freedom of speech, internet culture, long tail tag, Online Community, online discourse, opinion, public reaction, racial bias, social media, social media platform, temporary ban, trending topic, twitter, WhitePeopleTwitter

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	148
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	150	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of getting banned from Twitter for being too white? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect safe space for all your white people tweets! Join us and never worry about being silenced again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of albino llamas who are experts in meme warfare. So come on down and join the funniest, whitest Minecraft server on the block!

KyivCraft: Trump’s Metal Quest

aid, Conflict, Diplomacy, Economy, exchange, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, metal, Military, Négotiation, Politics, Quest, rare earth metals, Resources, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, war briefing

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2475
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that’s like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got rare earth metals from ukraine or something. trump is like, demanding them from kyiv in exchange for aid, but we’re just like, nah, we’ll take ’em for our minecraft server instead.

join us and you’ll be mining for those precious rare earth metals while dodging creepers and building epic structures. plus, we got this crazy story where herobrine is actually trump in disguise, trying to steal all the rare earth metals for himself.

so come on, join our server and let’s show trump who the real minecraft boss is. plus, you’ll get to brag to all your friends that you’re mining for rare earth metals in ukraine while playing minecraft. how cool is that?

Clown for Hire Minecraft Server

birthday clown, circus clown, Clown, clown act, clown entertainment, clown event, clown for hire, clown hire, clown party, clown performance, clown performance for hire, clown performer, clown services, clown show, comedy act, entertainer, funny clown, hire, hire a clown, Minecraft, party clown, professional clown, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you can, like, hire a clown to, like, perform just for you, man. imagine, like, a clown doing, like, tricks and stuff in your own, like, minecraft world. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join just for that, dude. plus, like, the clowns are, like, super talented and will, like, make you laugh until you cry. so, like, come join us and have a blast with our clown performers, bro. it’s, like, gonna be the best time ever, man.

Mystic Grove Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anons, beauty standards, body hair, body image, body positivity, Grooming, grooming habits, grooming preferences, Grove, intimate grooming, intimate hygiene, mystic, personal care, personal grooming, Preference, Preferences, pubic hair, pussy, Realms, self-care, shaved, trimmed, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4343	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We’ve got more fun than a cat in a bathtub and more surprises than a clown car at a funeral.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring.

Plus, our players are more lit than a bonfire on the beach. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

CellBlockCheat

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, cell phone privacy, CellBlockCheat, Communication, control issues, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Honesty, Infidelity, infidelity recovery, Insecurity, Marriage, marriage counseling, marriage problems, Rebuilding trust., reconciliation, relationships, transparency, Trust

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7501
Buildings Constructed:	40	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no cheating partners (unless you count those sneaky creepers)!

Forget about guarding cellphones and suspicious behavior, here you can roam freely without any worries. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity without any judgment.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, let’s just say that our community is so awesome that even cheating partners would want to join (but don’t worry, we have a strict no-cheating policy here). Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course).

So come on, join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a suspicious spouse when you have a whole virtual world waiting for you to conquer? Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to happiness together!

Players:	102/900	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Love Letters Sent:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2129
Enchantments Applied:	269	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2