KolobosCraft: Where you’ll never know what hit you! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where getting Kolobos’d is a rite of passage! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the stratosphere, only to land in a field of dancing llamas wearing top hats. Or how about the time a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers? And let’s not forget the legendary treasure hunt where players found diamond-encrusted bacon hidden in a maze guarded by a giant chicken! So come join us and get ready to be Kolobos’d in the most epic and hilarious ways possible!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
New Chunks Explored:	931271	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

KyivKaboomCraft

aggression, airstrikes, Attack, Bombing, Conflict, defense systems, Drones, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, foreign policy, international relations, kyiv, KyivKaboomCraft, Military, Politics, power grid, Russian missiles, SECURITY, Ukraine, War, WARFARE

join our epic minecraft server where russian missiles and drones are not a problem cuz we got diamond armor that can withstand anything, even nuclear explosions! come build your base in the ruins of kyiv and fight off the evil invaders with your trusty pickaxe and enchanted sword. power grid? who needs that when you have redstone contraptions that can power your entire base with just a flick of a lever. join now and show those pesky russians who’s boss in this crazy apocalyptic world of blocky chaos!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

No Ego Zone

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HEY U! YEAH U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, DIS SERVER IS DA BOMB DIGGITY!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT CAN DANCE! NOT TO MENTION, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS LIKE CRAZY! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF DIAMONDS AND NO ONE WILL JUDGE U!

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A GIANT SPIDER THAT GUARDS IT! U BETTER BRING UR SWORD AND SHIELD!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A PORTAL TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE UNICORNS ROAM FREE? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! U CAN RIDE A UNICORN INTO BATTLE!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! U WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Autoimmune Craft: MS Mechanism

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so, like, u ever wanted to know the molecular mechanism behind MS and other autoimmune diseases? me neither, but guess what? our minecraft server has all the deets on that shiz! join us and uncover the secrets of immune regulation and stuff.

we got a yale-led study that reveals all the juicy deets on what triggers loss of immune regulation associated with multiple sclerosis and other diseases. it’s like a virtual science lab, but with creepers and zombies running around.

come on, join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research. who knows, maybe you’ll discover the cure for MS while building a giant castle or something. it’s like science meets minecraft, what more could you ask for?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a virtual scientist slash minecraft master. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly zombies. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they won’t stand a chance against our fearless players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4710
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

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Straight Up <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/twitch-affiliate-form/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!