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Welcome to the Wedding Bathroom Dilemma Server: The Ultimate Line-Cutting Adventure

Ah, fellow Minecraftian! Step into a pixelated portal where opinions clash, marital bliss crumbles like flimsy blocks, and a single knock on a bathroom door can ignite legendary feuds! This isn’t just a server; it’s a crucible of conflict where every bathroom break becomes a battleground for your soul.

🌪️ Enter the Chaos Realm

In a world where love falters at the porcelain throne, join us as we delve into the absurdity of societal norms. The fabric of your relationships will twist and unravel faster than you can say "What do you mean I shouldn’t have knocked?!"

🧱 Features of Absurdity

Feature Description
Knock Mechanic Knock as often as you like! But beware: only two entities can unite!
Line Drama Experience the thrill of waiting! Will you cut in, or forge alliances?
Tension Blocks Walls of indecision! Feel them close in when relationships break down.
Squabble Zones Special areas where conflicts arise randomly—gather your allies!
Rage Quests Complete outrageous challenges to discover why knocking is forbidden!

🌀 Disturbing Legends of the Server

Whispers echo through the pixelated valleys about a curse placed on this very server. It is said that a couple’s argument over a bathroom knock caused the Great Block Crash of 2021, leading to untold misery for all who dared venture into communal restroom situations. What truly happened? Were the players on the same team, or was this a ruse by the Bathroom Entity itself to keep us divided?

👥 Testimonials from the Unhinged

“I joined this server expecting a peaceful adventure, but instead, I found myself in a desperate shouting match over a simple knock! My partner divorced me over a pixelated betrayal!” — User: ConfusedCreeper707

“Never have I felt such mixed feelings. I knocked and was cast into a realm of despair. Now, I live in solitude, waiting for my love to return… but they’re stuck in Minecraft law!” — User: LonesomeMiner42

❓ FAQ – The Questions You Didn’t Ask

    • Can I knock on doors? Sure, but it could cause chaos. And by chaos, we mean a never-ending cycle of moral dilemmas.

    • What happens if I team up? Ah, teaming is an art. Remember, some alliances can lead to betrayal—just like real life!

    • Will this help my real relationships? The texture of friendships may warp beyond recognition! Proceed with caution; Minecraft friendships may never be the same!

⚠️ Beware the Unforeseen Controversy

Did you know this server was banned in no less than 12 made-up countries? Rumor has it, an infamous bathroom alliance rebelled, bringing poop-related distrust to a new level. This alone sends chills down the spines of those who seek life’s righteous pathways.

🔮 Secret Features Hidden in Shadows

    • Unspoken laws that tell you to never knock!
    • Special ‘Whisper Mode’ – Sneak past others without triggering outrage!
    • An elusive bathroom artifact rumored to bring true relationship harmony… or complete madness!

🗣️ Join the Cult of the Knock!

Dive headfirst into existential dread! Join now and navigate the treacherous waters of bathroom etiquette. But beware, for once you step through the portal, you may find more than just blocky confrontations—you might awaken the dormant entity of relationship despair! Share your knocks and soak in the collective trauma. Are you brave enough to confront the chaos of bathroom diplomacy? Let’s forge your destiny among pixelated camaraderie and absurd yells!

Warning: Joining may lead to existential crises. Leave all hope at the door. 🔑💥

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  • 🐤 DuckySMP Fun Zone 16+ SMP

    🐤 DuckySMP Fun Zone 16+ SMP

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    # 🐤 Welcome to DuckySMP!! 🐤

    If a fresh Minecraft server is what you seek, look no further! DuckySMP is here to let players build from scratch. Launched on June 1st, this server is all about pure survival, block by block.

    ## Server InfoType: SMP – Age: 16+ – Style: Semi-Vanilla – Access: Whitelist – Version: 1.21.6+ – Crossplay: Java & Bedrock

    ## Why Join? DuckySMP keeps core gameplay intact but adds some nice features: – Change chat color – Pick your own nickname – Use commands like `/spawn` to get to the Shopping District faster

    With over 450 members and growing, this server is buzzing! Peak times see 16 players online, with an average of 2-8 at other times. Weekly events and a big fairgrounds project are on the way for August!

    ### Features: – Active Staff: A small, tight-knit team that plays alongside you. They’re here to help and join in on the fun!

    Shopping District: Inspired by Hermitcraft, this area lets you build shops and trade goods. The economy runs on diamonds only!

    Player Councils: Get involved beyond just building: – 🛍️ SDC (Shopping District Council): Keeps shops fair and stocked. – 🔥 ADC (Alternate Dimensions Council): Manages the Nether and End, working on a Nether Hub. – 🎉 EPC (Events Planning Council): Plans events like the Ender Dragon fight for all to join!

    If you’re 16 or older and want to leave your mark, hop on our Discord!

    – Discord: Join Us!

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  • Pale Paradise SMP Whitelist – Chill!

    Pale Paradise SMP Whitelist – Chill!

    New Minecraft Servers

    ### 🌟 Pale Paradise [SMP] 🌟

    Status: Whitelist

    Join the Fun! Pale Paradise is a chill Bedrock server! It’s been around for 4 years and has a great mix of new folks and old pros.

    What to Expect:Friendly Vibes: Meet cool players who just want to have fun. – Safe Space: A place to make pals without worries. – Moderators: A team of nice mods to help keep things smooth.

    Note: A voice chat with a mod is needed at first for safety. Just a quick check to keep it safe!

    Come hang out in Pale Paradise! Your new friends are waiting! 🎮

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  • Catalyst SMP Fun Modded Anarchy

    Catalyst SMP Fun Modded Anarchy

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    Catalyst SMP [Modded] [Anarchy]

    Hey Minecrafters!

    This is the Catalyst SMP! A cool modded server just for 14-15 year olds.

    Check out this video: Watch Here It’s a fun invite to join in on the action!

    Want to be part of it? Just friend the user raptor4476 and get ready for a chat.

    Join the fun and let’s make some awesome memories together!

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  • Smithtainment SMP: Fun & Fight!

    Smithtainment SMP: Fun & Fight!

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    Welcome to Smithtainment Gaming

    SMP | SEMI-VANILLA | PVP ZONES | ECONOMY | NO P2W | LORE | MINIGAMES


    Smithtainment Gaming has been a chill spot for gamers for 10+ years. It’s a place where all can feel at home. If you want a fun survival server to make pals and start new quests, this is the spot.

    The dev team has worked hard to craft a custom survival server that keeps that vanilla vibe. Whether you like mining, farming, or fighting, there’s always something to do.

    Watch out! The villagers say the mines are super dangerous lately. While you’re at it, check out the spawn and chat with villagers. They have stories to share. Can you uncover the past?


    Server Info

      • Server launched: 4/25/25
      • ★ Version: 1.21.4 JAVA EDITION
      • ★ Hard mode for a real challenge!

    Features

      • Vanilla-ish feel with cool features:

        • MCMMO, jobs, leveled mobs
        • Resource world, stacked mobs, player shops
        • Player warps and more!
      • Death? No worries!

        • Get sent to the fairy and buy back your lost stuff.
      • Commands:

        • /rtp, /home, /sethome, /resourcetp, /warps, /cosmetics, /tags, /wraps
      • Playtime ranks unlock perks as you play.

      • Balanced shop economy with auction house and chest shops.

      • Custom spawn with a PvP arena below.

      • Epic enderdragon fights. Team up to take her down!

      • Friendly community ready to help new players.

      • Donators are not OP. No crazy perks!

      • Crates with cool cosmetics and chat tags. Collect them all!

      • 24/7 server with no lag and active staff.

      • Block claims to prevent griefing.

      • Vote Rewards & More!

    Come join the fun at Smithtainment Minecraft!

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  • Purpey SMP: Fun Vanilla Play!

    Purpey SMP: Fun Vanilla Play!

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    🌟 Welcome to Purpey SMP! 🌟

    Looking for a chill place to play? Purpey SMP is the spot! It keeps that vanilla feel but adds some cool stuff to make it more fun.

    ### What We Offer:

    Vanilla+ vibe with neat plugins & datapacks – Chill and friendly playersActive Discord for chats and fun – Roleplay and stories are welcome – Player-run shops & economy – Community builds and events

    ### Plugins:

    – GSit – Simple Voice Chat – ImageFrame – BreweryX – Realistic Seasons

    ### Datapacks:

    – Blaze & Caves Advancements – Death Counter – Armor Statues – Mini Blocks – Mob & Player Heads

    ### How to Join:

    1. Join our Discord 2. Fill out an app 3. Get whitelisted & start your fun!

    (Heads up! Apps are picky to keep our crew nice.)

    🔗 Discord: Purpey Cord (click it)

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