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Wiki Craft Land

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so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server, like seriously, it’s like the best thing ever. like, we have unicorns and dragons and flying pigs, like, it’s totally insane.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, super exclusive and you have to do a dance-off with a creeper to get in.

also, we have this legendary diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and makes all the mobs do the macarena. it’s like, the ultimate weapon in the game.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet panda that farts glitter. yeah, you heard me right, a panda that farts glitter. it’s like, the cutest and most fabulous thing ever.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1304	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	New Chunks Explored:	567275

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Roguelike Misadventures and Kitchen Sink 2: Electric Boogaloo

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Rogue Realms | RAD 2 ModPack

Server Details	New Server – Dedicated – PebbleHost with 8GB RAM – 20 Player Slots (Will Upgrade server as needed)
Gameplay	PvE
Server Status	24/7 – East Coast US
World	Fresh New World
Owner	Helpful/Active Owner
Community	LGBTQIA+ Friendly
ModPack	ModPack Link in Discord
Access	Whitelist

Join our Discord server for more information

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join by following the instructions in our Discord server and getting whitelisted.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We regularly update the server to ensure stability and add new features.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and respectful community. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MinePri – Aikatsu and Pretty Series Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine on our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. Want a pet unicorn? Done. Want to ride a giant chicken into battle? You got it. Want unlimited pizza for life? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, a girl can dream!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons in the lava pit – they throw a killer party.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Recognize Thread Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a creeper on the dance floor.

But that’s not all! We also have a petting zoo filled with zombie chickens, skeleton horses, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who loves belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1714	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SaunaTowel Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only acceptable attire is a linen cloth! We don’t want any toxins released into the air from those pesky towels, so make sure to leave them at home.

Join us for a relaxing sauna experience, where you can unwind and chill in your virtual linen cloth. But beware of the towel police, who may try to ban you from the server for not following the strict dress code.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and follow the rules to avoid any uncomfortable encounters with the towel-hating players. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic and spa-like at the same time?

So grab your virtual linen cloth and dive into our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience. Just remember, towels are so last season!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	2038
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyFriendzMC

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of creepers ambush you! But don’t worry, our server has special anti-creeper armor that will protect you from any explosion. Plus, our diamond drops are doubled, so you’ll never run out of bling!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And remember, on our server, surviving cancer is just a walk in the park compared to what you’ll face in-game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Cash4Craft Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we promise you’ll waste your time in the most entertaining way possible! Our server is like a black hole for your productivity, sucking you in with its endless possibilities and ridiculous shenanigans.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Chaos ensued as players tried to ride them around and collect their rainbow poop for special crafting recipes.

Or how about the time we held a build competition and someone recreated the entire Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks? It was a masterpiece of modern art, complete with a creeper statue at the top holding a sign that said “Boom!”

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on chickens armed with carrots and battle to the death in epic duels. The winner gets a golden egg trophy and bragging rights for life.

So why waste your money on something boring when you could join our Minecraft SMP and waste your time in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible? Come join us and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SpookyCraft2021

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Are you tired of watching horror movies and not being able to jump into the screen and fight off the monsters yourself? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Join us for a spooktacular Halloween event where you can battle zombies, skeletons, and creepers in a haunted mansion filled with jump scares and surprises around every corner. Who needs popcorn and a cozy blanket when you can have a diamond sword and a suit of enchanted armor? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate horror movie experience in Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Players Killed by Monsters:	3571
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

KremlinCraftMurder

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LMAO, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz we got Putin’s ally found dead with a gunshot wound near Moscow as our spawn point! Like, how crazy is that?! Join us and uncover the mystery of who did it while building the sickest bases and battling mobs like a boss. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to hidden treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Syfadles: Anarchy with Zero Mod Shenanigans!

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Version	1.21\| Java
No Mods	Syfadles.com gives you the best survival Minecraft experience, prioritizing the open world aspect with no teleports, plot claims, or economy.
No Permanent Bans	Syfadles.com does not permanently ban for hacking. You may receive a short temporary ban if caught.

Play Right Now! IP: syfadles.com Website: https://syfadles.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/ThcQJaAYsB Server Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86V155MHzc0

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on this server?

A: No, this server does not allow mods.

Q: Is there an economy system on this server?

A: No, there is no economy system on this server.

Q: What happens if I get caught hacking?

A: If you are caught hacking, you may receive a short temporary ban, but not a permanent ban.

Q: Can I claim plots on this server?

A: No, plot claims are not allowed on this server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address syfadles.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Emeralds Found:	1785	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Ripa’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Kelly Ripa’s rippers are legendary! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure as we explore the depths of blocky worlds and uncover the mysteries of stinky rippers.

Legend has it that Kelly Ripa once ripped a ripper so potent that even Marc Consuelos couldn’t handle it. But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, you can harness the power of Ripa’s ripper for yourself!

Embark on quests to find the elusive Ripper Stone, rumored to grant the user the ability to unleash deadly farts on unsuspecting mobs. Or team up with fellow players to defeat the evil Gas Giants, who seek to steal all the rippers in the land for themselves.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the farts are fierce and the fun never stops! Just remember to bring your gas mask…you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	528
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8932
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The HOA wants me to take my Confederate flag off the wall in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the HOA trying to control every aspect of your Minecraft life? Join our SMP where you can proudly display your Confederate flag in your virtual living room without any pesky neighbors complaining! We embrace individuality and freedom of expression, even if it means triggering some NPCs along the way. Plus, who knows what other wacky rules the HOA will try to enforce next? Join us for a wild ride of rebellion and shenanigans!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Towns Built:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyBossBattles

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Are you tired of boring old boss battles in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can battle epic bosses like the dreaded Karen, who will try to speak to your manager and steal all your diamonds! Or how about facing off against the evil Toilet Paper Hoarder, who will throw rolls at you faster than you can say “TP emergency”? Join our server for the craziest boss battles you’ll ever experience, and who knows, maybe you’ll even defeat the ultimate boss: the dreaded Lag Monster! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous boss battles of your life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

TaxAvoidCraft

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OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server!! it’s like, so lit, u won’t even believe it!!! like, imagine if u were a landlord in the UK and u got hit with a six-figure bill cuz u used some shady tax scheme, like whaaaat??! but on dis server, u can avoid all dat drama and just build ur own virtual empire without worrying about pesky taxes or bills or any of dat boring stuff!! trust me, it’s gonna be LIT AF, u won’t regret it!!! plus, we got like, a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and stuff, it’s wild!!! so come join us and let’s build some crazy sh*t together, it’s gonna be EPIC!!! 🤪🤪🤪

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Potions Brewed:	86
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0