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we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

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Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 71 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Divine Spears Created: 18 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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