hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Dimension Hops: 3
Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Emeralds Found: 3194
Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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