hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 103/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Evil Twin Fights: 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
Dimension Hops: 5 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
Enchantments Applied: 77 Holy Grails Found: 1
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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