KneeElbowsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyMorningFun

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Do you wake up and immediately start mining for diamonds? Or maybe you prefer to tame a herd of wild pigs before breakfast? Well, whatever your morning routine may be, our Minecraft server has got you covered with all the craziness you could ever want!

Join us for a world where creepers are actually friendly and trade you rare items for hugs. Build a castle made entirely out of cake and watch as villagers flock to your sugary fortress. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your wildest dreams, come join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyAyatollahSafeHouse

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OMG U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER WAS PLAYIN AND HE HAD TO MOVE TO SAFETY CUZ HE COULDN’T HANDLE THE EPICNESS! LIKE, THE CREEPERS WERE LITERALLY BOWING DOWN TO HIM, BUT HE WAS LIKE “NAH, I CAN’T HANDLE DIS, I’M OUT!” SO IF U WANNA BE MORE EPIC THAN IRAN’S SUPREME LEADER, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW! PLUS, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF U FIND THE SECRET DIAMOND MINE, U CAN SUMMON A HERD OF LLAMAS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE! YEAH, LLAMAS, NOT HORSES, LLAMAS! SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGENDARY LLAMA RIDER!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Atoq’s Vanilla Adventure: Where even the creepers prefer their vanilla flavor!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
World Age	1.5+ years old
Events and Polls	Regular events and polls
Whitelist	Application required for access
Community	Active community and staff
Mods	In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods
Lore	Rich storyline and lore
Java Version	v1.19.3
Custom Origins	Unique origins and beliefs

Join our Discord for more information!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Do I need to be a content creator to join?

No, being a content creator is not a requirement, but the server is tailored towards content creators.

How can I apply for whitelist?

You can apply for whitelist through our Discord server by filling out the application form.

What kind of events are hosted on the server?

We host various events such as building competitions, PvP battles, treasure hunts, and more.

Can I suggest new mods or features for the server?

Yes, we welcome suggestions from our community members and regularly consider adding new mods or features based on feedback.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hiro’s Minecraft Server – The Destroyer

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Are you tired of dealing with hiro the slant eyed gook ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further! Join our server and help us defeat this evil villain once and for all! With epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to save the Minecraft world from destruction, you won’t want to miss out on all the fun. Plus, rumor has it that hiro the slant eyed gook drops rare loot when defeated – so what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s show him who’s boss!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	295	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Naruto’s Minecraft SMP Village

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any griefers trying to ruin the fun. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors.

2. The spawn point is actually a secret portal to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. Who knows what kind of adventures await you there!

3. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers have decided to join in on the fun. Don’t worry, they promise not to blow up your builds… most of the time.

4. Want to become a Minecraft millionaire? Well, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear somewhere on the server. Good luck finding it before someone else does!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of this wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable Minecraft world. Just remember, this is canon and you will read it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VillagerRocketsBOOM

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Lol come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up villages like Hezbollah but with TNT and creepers! Watch out for those pesky villagers trying to escape our wrath, but don’t worry, we’ve got diamond swords and enchanted armor to protect ourselves. Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like a real war zone but with pixelated blocks! Let’s show those creepers who’s boss and dominate the server with our epic builds and crazy antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Towns Built:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Enival: Where the creepers are more trustworthy than your neighbor

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Enival Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Proximity chat	A voice chat mod to have more fun.
Nice community	A small, chill community that you can hang out with.
Votes and suggestions	Suggest and vote on changes for the server.
Whitelist	A safe, friendly server that requires you to apply to join.
Smooth gameplay	A few QoL mods for a better experience.
No TP	No such mods as /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I apply to join Enival?

A: You can apply in Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server launched over a week ago.

Q: Can I explore the server world before joining?

A: Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you will be transported to the Hell of Mirrors! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that deep within the Spook 31 server lies a secret world filled with mirrors that reflect your deepest fears. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us as we navigate through twisted mazes, battle creepy creatures, and try to escape the clutches of the Mirror Demon.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Mirror Shield, you will gain the power to control the mirrors and bend them to your will. Imagine the possibilities! You could create infinite copies of yourself, confuse your enemies, or even trap them in a never-ending reflection loop.

So come join us on Spook 31: The Hell of Mirrors, where every corner holds a new surprise and every mirror has a story to tell. Just be careful not to get lost in your own reflection… or you may never find your way out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cuck Wins Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but enchanted potatoes and rubber chickens. Our spawn town is a chaotic mess of giant statues made entirely out of TNT, because why not?

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their potato-wielding rebellion?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a chicken. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3871
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mines Excavated:	3005
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tattoo Drama Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as whimsical as a bunny with fairy wings? Look no further! Our server is filled with magical creatures and enchanting adventures that will make you feel like you’re in a fairy tale.

Join us and explore a world where bunnies soar through the sky and dragons roam free. Build your own castle and defend it against hordes of evil mobs. And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your 35 tattoos – in fact, we encourage you to show them off in our virtual world!

So why should you join our server? Well, let’s just say that our community is so supportive that even if your boyfriend doesn’t like your bunny tattoo, we’ll still love and appreciate you for who you are. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers)?

So come on, hop on over to our server and let’s make some magical memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fairy godmother to grant you three wishes – or at least help you defeat the Ender Dragon. See you in the game!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	New Chunks Explored:	669669
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ShowerCamShenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where privacy is our number one priority! Unlike public shower rooms, our virtual world has individual cabins with solid doors for all your gaming needs. No need to worry about unwanted videocalls revealing your pixelated secrets here!

Join us and avoid the drama of real life dormitories. Our community is filled with players who respect each other’s privacy and won’t hesitate to report any inappropriate behavior. Plus, we have a strict eviction policy for those who don’t follow the rules – just like in the story above!

So come on in and build your own virtual paradise without the fear of someone accidentally broadcasting it to the world. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandal-free? Join now and let the gaming adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BedrockBloopers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as Steve’s wardrobe? Well, come join our server where things are anything but normal in the bedroom… I mean, in the game!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a pack of wild chickens start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark”. Or how about the time when a group of creepers formed a boy band and tried to blow up the stage during a talent show?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Bedrock Bedtime Stories, where players gather around a campfire and share tales of their most embarrassing Minecraft moments. Trust us, you’ll never look at a bed the same way again after hearing these stories.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who embrace the absurd and turn the ordinary into the extraordinary? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe invest in some earplugs for those chicken concerts.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

TowerTroubleMC

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so like, this server is so lit that even Israel is tryna get in on the action! they breached the Beirut airport control tower’s frequency just to warn everyone about how epic this server is. if that’s not a sign that you need to join, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. who knows, maybe Israel will start a faction and try to take over the server. it’s gonna be wild, so don’t miss out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Salmon Ella’s Minecraft Fun

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come join this epic minecraft server where you can catch a salmon as a pet, name it ella, and you’ll have salmon ella. it’s like having a fishy best friend who will swim with you wherever you go. plus, rumor has it that if you feed salmon ella enough diamonds, she will turn into a magical mermaid who will grant you three wishes. who needs a genie in a lamp when you have a salmon in a fish tank? join now and start your journey to fishy greatness!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8165
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Pixel Pudge Palace

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haha bruh u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like the BRI of servers, predicting ur risk of getting bored elsewhere! our blocks are so round and fat, they make ur heart go boom boom like a creeper explosion.

we got crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit (don’t worry, we got fire resistance potions).

join us and let your BRI levels reach new heights, cuz on this server, the only cardiovascular disease you’ll be getting is from all the excitement!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5