hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Astral Projections Made: 3
Dimension Hops: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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