hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Divine Spears Created: 30
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY