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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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