KiwiRP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1714	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	7068
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2221
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	4346
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Towns Built:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	4841	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	711	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	453355	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	6723	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	5

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	343
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchantments Applied:	192	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6008
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Villages Defended:	19
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	153
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Votes:	3173	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	381
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	New Chunks Explored:	734388
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	461
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2