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one time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that gave them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn!!!

another player stumbled upon a hidden village where the villagers were actually aliens in disguise, and they gave him a magical sword that could shoot fireballs out of the tip!!!

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  • TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War

    TrumpCraft: 24 Hour Ukraine War
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll forget all about Trump and Ukraine because you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and befriending talking llamas! Our server is so addictive, even Trump couldn’t tear himself away from it to end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where llamas rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

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  • SpyShipSneakPeak

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    so, like, u know how putin be sendin’ his spy ships all up in our waters, right? well, this server is like the ultimate spy ship of minecraft servers, but without all the drama and tension, ya feel me? come join us and be a spy ship captain, sailin’ through crazy adventures and dodgin’ enemy ships like a boss. plus, u get to warn putin himself when he tries to mess with our waters, cuz we got connections like that. join now and be part of the most epic spy ship crew in all of minecraft history!

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  • Crafty Misinfo Masters

    Crafty Misinfo Masters
    Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have magical unicorns roaming around the server, granting wishes to all players who find them!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest of players can uncover its hidden secrets and become the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a special potion that turns you into a flying pig? That’s right, you heard me – a flying pig! Imagine soaring through the skies, raining bacon down on all your friends below. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

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  • Reunion Rager Minecraft Server

    Reunion Rager Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Are you tired of dealing with toxic people in real life like my mom? Well, look no further because our server is a toxic-free zone! No more drama, just pure fun and epic adventures await you.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without anyone demanding money from you for not attending a virtual party. That’s right, on our server, you are free to create and explore without any judgment or pressure to conform to social norms.

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  • UltrasoundXmasCardDrama

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to send out Christmas cards with your ultrasound without your permission! We understand the importance of privacy, especially when it comes to your unborn child’s first baby pics.

    Join us for a wild ride of pixelated adventures and crazy builds, where you can escape from real-life family drama and focus on building your dream world. Our community is full of supportive players who will always ask for your permission before sharing any personal information on a Christmas card.

    So come on in and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only ultrasounds you’ll see are the ones you create in-game!

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