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CraftyCanuckTariffs

Canada, CraftyCanuckTariffs, current events, Diplomacy, Economy, foreign policy, global trade, Government, international relations, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, response, Speech, Statement, Trade, trade war, Transcript, trudeau, U.S. tariffs

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Star Shards Collected:	234	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Buildings Constructed:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so like, u know that server where u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, do all kinds of crazy stuff? well, this server is like that but like, on steroids, bro.

u wanna know why u should join this server? well, let me tell u a story. one time, this player built a giant chicken out of diamonds and rode it into battle against a horde of creepers. and guess what? he won. because on this server, anything is possible.

also, did i mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? yeah, that’s a thing on this server. so if u wanna experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventures of your life, then u gotta join this server, bro. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Rebel Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, age, Bait, Bravery, burning evidence, cause, documentary, group, History, joints, nails detached, Overthrow, Qing empire, Quest, rebel, Rebellion, revolutionaries, sacrifice, sacrifice for a cause, screws, SUICIDE, torture, WILLINGNESS

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	136
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34

Join our Minecraft server and be part of a revolution like no other! We’re talking about sacrificing virtual blocks for the greater good, burning down enemy bases, and acting as bait to lure unsuspecting players. Who needs to detach nails and run screws through joints when you can just respawn in our server? Come on, be a revolutionary in the world of pixels and blocks!

BlockPartyDrama

50s, aita, Bed.., BlockPartyDrama, bothered, CAB, Concert, Dance, dirty look, Drunk, Fun, hitting on, hurt feelings, Lame, Marriage, MARRIED, OFFENDED, over-reacting, random man, self esteem, self-righteous, tipsy, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy antics that will make you forget all about tipsy concert shenanigans.

On our server, you can build your own virtual world and never have to worry about your spouse dancing with random strangers. Our community is full of friendly players who will always have your back, even if you’re feeling a little insecure about virtual dancing partners.

So come join us and leave all your real-life worries behind. Who needs a tipsy spouse when you can have a creeper blowing up your house instead? Let’s make some memories that don’t involve questionable dance moves and missing wedding rings. See you in the game!

TariffCraft – Build Walls, Not Bridges!

Benefits, Bridges, BUILD, debate, economic policy, Economy, global trade, international relations, Opinions, Politics, protectionism, reasons, TariffCraft, Tariffs, tariffs advantages, tariffs benefits, tariffs consequences, tariffs disadvantages, tariffs effects, tariffs impact, Trade, trade war, united states, walls

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant tariffs that have invaded our virtual world. Fight alongside your fellow players to defend our economy and trade routes from these pesky tariffs. Who knew economics could be so fun in Minecraft? Join now and show those tariffs who’s boss!

BlockyThirstyCraft – Stay hydrated in the virtual world!

BlockyThirstyCraft, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate research, environmental impact, global warming, global water shortages, Hydrated, scarcity, stay, study, Sustainable development, temperatures rise, virtual, warming, water availability, water conservation, water gaps, water management, water resources, water scarcity, Water Security, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2833
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	93	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BOOM, you’re in this crazy world where water is super scarce because of global warming. like, you gotta fight for every drop of water, man. but don’t worry, we got you covered with epic challenges and quests to find water and survive. plus, the mobs are all water-themed, like zombie squids and skeleton fish. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now and save the world from water shortages… or at least have a good time trying!

United Lands

Adventure, alliances, Allies, borders, Combat, cosmetic, DISCOUNTS, Fairness, gameplay, Gear, Geopolitical, Immersive, Jobs, Lands, marketplace, Nations, Roleplay, scale, smp, strategy, United, vibrant, Victory

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

United Lands Minecraft Server

Overview
Welcome to United Lands, a unique Towny-based Earth SMP server where immersive gameplay meets geopolitical intrigue. Our 1:500 scale Earth map allows nations to claim vast lands with minimal upkeep, offering complete freedom to shape your empire’s borders. Discounts are available for large groups, so gather your allies and carve out your place on the map.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join with my friends and create a nation?	Yes, you can gather your allies and create a nation to claim lands together on the server.
Are there different roles or jobs to choose from?	Yes, there are 7 unique jobs with skill trees to enhance your abilities and progress in the game.
Is the economy player-driven?	Yes, the economy is entirely player-driven with a marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items.
Are there any pay-to-win elements in the server?	No, United Lands prides itself on fairness and ensures all store items are purely cosmetic with no in-game advantages.
How can I join the server?	You can join United Lands by using the server IP: play.unitedlands.org

Crafted Threads 1.20.6

1.20.6, Apparel, Casual, clothing, comfortable, crafted, everyday wear, fashion, fashion choice., fashion sense, fashion statement, fashion trends, fashionista, Outfit, personal style, Shirt, Style, Threads, trendy, Versatile, Wardrobe, would you wear this

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

OMG, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro! You gotta join because, like, the shirt you wear in Minecraft is, like, totally important. If you wear the wrong shirt, you might, like, get eaten by a giant pixelated chicken or something. So, like, join this server and wear the right shirt to survive in this crazy blocky world. Trust me, it’s, like, life or death out there. Just do it, man!

BabyDaddyDramaGoneWild

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with drama and heartbreak in real life? Come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build, explore, and have fun without any baby daddy drama!

On our server, you can create your own virtual family without worrying about deadbeat dads or cheating partners. Build a cozy home for you and your virtual baby girl, and never have to deal with unreliable exes again.

Join us and take control of your virtual destiny by seeking full custody of your Minecraft baby and blocking any deadbeat dads from entering your pixelated paradise. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and excitement in the world of Minecraft?

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, have fun, and maybe even find a new virtual family that will always have your back. Join now and start building your drama-free Minecraft life today!

CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL

Canada, Canadian perspective, CraftyCanuckTariffsLOL, cross-border trade, economic impact, Economy, foreign relations, global market, government policies, import/export, international relations, international trade, North America, Politics, Tariffs, tariffs impact, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5777
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Ores Mined:	9507	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of dealing with real-world politics and tariffs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on trading with villagers! Our server is a tariff-free zone where you can mine, build, and create without any pesky taxes getting in your way.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any real-world tariffs that may come your way. Just tell Trudeau and Trump that you’re busy mining diamonds and they’ll never find you!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and escape the madness of real-world politics with some good old-fashioned block building fun!

TariffCraft: Trade Wars & Retaliations

Canada, China, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign trade, global economy, Import Taxes, international relations, market volatility, mexico, political decisions, protectionism, Retaliations, retaliatory actions., TariffCraft, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade negotiations, trade war, trump, Wars

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ores Mined:	7157
Runes Activated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Emeralds Found:	4889	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s so lit that even trump is tryna get in on the action! he heard about all the crazy builds and epic pvp battles and was like “i gotta get me some of that!” but then he got distracted by a shiny button and accidentally started a trade war with mexico, canada, and china. now they’re all like “we’ll show u, trump!” and he’s like “oops, my bad.” but anyway, forget all that drama and come join us for some minecraft fun! we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbow glitter. plus, our admin is a magical unicorn who grants wishes and shoots rainbows out of their butt. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

Perception Speed Craft

biases, cognitive biases, cognitive development., cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, Craft, Decision making, individual differences, information arrangement, information organization, information presentation, information processing, information processing speed, Perception, perception biases, perception patterns, perception research, perception tendencies, psychological research, risk assessment, risk management, risk perception, SPEED

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Star Shards Collected:	242
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Towns Built:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally insane, man. like, ur speed of risk perception will be off da charts, u gonna be dodging creepers left and right like a ninja.

also, did u know dat different peeps have biases in different directions for perception? like, some peeps see zombies as cuddly teddy bears, while others see ’em as brain-eating monsters. it’s wild, man.

so come join dis server and see how ur perception skills stack up. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. ain’t dat a deal u can’t pass up? come on, what u waiting for? let’s get crazy in dis minecraft world!

Everdusk

Adventure, armor, Buffs, BUILD, Collectibles, Community, Currency, Custom Tools, Events, Everdusk, exclusive, Friends, invite rewards, limited time, Loot, love, Player Run Economy, Rewards, smp, Survival, Trading, Utilities, Valentines

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Everdusk Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Everdusk
Event	Valentine’s Void Vault
Features
Discord	https://discord.gg/uXys7V749z
Server IP	Play.Everdusk.Co

FAQs

Q: How do I participate in the Valentine’s Void Vault event?

A: You can participate in the event by logging into the Everdusk server during the Valentine’s season and unlocking the exclusive rewards in the Vault.

Q: Can I earn premium currency without paying?

A: Yes! You can earn “Evercoins” through gameplay without having to pay, allowing you to access premium features such as Ranks and Crate Keys.

Q: How does the Player-Run Economy work?

A: Players can compete to become the richest or build a trading empire by buying and selling items within the game.

Q: What are the benefits of Custom Tools, Armor & Utilities?

A: Custom enhancements can help level up your adventure by providing powerful tools, armor, and utilities to aid you in your journey.

Q: How can I get free Crate Keys through Invite Rewards?

A: By inviting friends to join the Everdusk server, you can receive free Crate Keys as a reward for bringing new players to the community.

Eternal Coco’s Legacy 1.21

animal cruelty, animal rights, animal welfare, Coco, Coco died for nothing, Coco’s story, cocos, cruelty free, died, ETERNAL, Grief, Heartbreaking, injustice, justice for Coco, Legacy, Loss, Nothing, preventable tragedy, senseless loss, tragic death, tragic event, tragic loss, unnecessary death

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity, okay? Like, forget about all those boring servers out there, this one is where it’s at. Why should you join? Well, for starters, Coco died for nothing, so like, you might as well join this server and make his sacrifice worth it, ya know? Plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the best part? We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. I’m not even kidding, it’s insane. So like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Coco proud, or something.

SisDressSwap Minecraft Server

Argument, brand new, BROKE, CLOSET, credit card, Expenses, fancy dresses, give away, high expenses, indignant, Listing, marketplace, Minecraft, MONEY, Mother, Paycheck, payed for, refusing, SELLING, Server, SisDressSwap, sister’s dresses, transit card

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alien Abductions:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8053
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Runes Activated:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this sibling showdown? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to duke it out with your sister over virtual dresses and imaginary money.

Just like in this wild story, you’ll have the opportunity to fight over who gets to keep the loot, whether it’s diamonds, gold, or enchanted gear. But remember, it’s all in good fun – just like this sisterly squabble turned online battle royale.

So come join us for a server experience that’s more intense than a closet clean-out with your sibling. Who knows, you might even come out on top and claim your virtual riches!

ArtisticRevengeCraft

AITAH, anger, artist, ArtisticRevengeCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, centralized, Communication, COMPOSITION, family, frame, Frustration, hurt, original, piece of art, Respect, ruined, Sadness, Signature, SIZE, throwing out, watercolor

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of having your precious artwork destroyed by well-meaning but clueless family members? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about your virtual creations being tampered with again! Our server is a safe space for all artists, where your masterpieces will be respected and admired by fellow players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic treasure hunts you’ve ever seen! Search for hidden chests filled with rare items and resources, all while navigating through challenging obstacles and puzzles. Rumor has it that there’s a secret painting hidden somewhere in the world, waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

And if you’re in need of some stress relief, our server offers the perfect outlet for your frustrations. Build a virtual replica of that painting your boyfriend ruined, only to destroy it in a satisfying explosion of pixels. Let go of your anger and unleash your creativity in a way that won’t leave you feeling regretful afterwards.

Join us on our Minecraft server today, where every block you place is a step towards a brighter, more colorful world. And remember – no paintings will be harmed in the making of this server!

Players:	105/200	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	7387
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5