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WifeWatch Minecraft Server

Boundaries, checking in, Communication, confusion, control, emotional response, hurt feelings, late night, marriage conflict, marriage counseling, marriage issues, midnight phone call, Minecraft, ownership, Partnership, personal space, relationship dynamics, Respect, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding, WifeWatch

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crops Grown:	7446
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of communication? Look no further than our server, where we encourage midnight phone calls to check in on your loved ones! Join us for a night of fun and adventure, where we promise not to accuse you of trying to control the situation or thinking you own us. Our server is the perfect place to work out any marriage issues you may have, all while building epic structures and battling mobs. So come join us and let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

GiftGriefCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Consumption issues, emotional labor, ethical consumption, Family didn’t respect wishes, family dynamics, Generosity, gift giving, gift refusal, GiftGriefCraft, gratefulness, living space, Minimalist, Opposite of minimal, practical gifts, shopping addiction, unwanted gifts, Wasteful

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	185	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Farms Harvested:	609	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
New Chunks Explored:	578386	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of receiving useless gifts from your family every Christmas? Do you dread the thought of driving around with unwanted presents in your car until summer? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the cycle of gift-giving madness!

Our server is a safe haven for those who have had enough of receiving purses, scarves, and other random junk they don’t need. Say goodbye to the stress of dealing with unwanted gifts and hello to a community of like-minded individuals who understand your struggle.

Don’t let your family guilt-trip you into accepting gifts you don’t want. Block your sister, ignore the tears, and join our server where you can finally say no to unnecessary presents. Who needs a Bluetooth speaker when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and fun?

So come on, join us and let’s celebrate a gift-free Christmas together! Who needs material possessions when you have the gift of friendship and laughter in the world of Minecraft?

GirlPower Minecraft SMP

athletic ability, Female Athletes, gender equality, gender stereotypes, girlpower, Minecraft, physical differences, smp, sports analysis, sports competition, sports dominance, sports gender gap, sports performance, sports performance comparison, sports physiology, sports psychology, sports research, sports science, sports skills, sports statistics, sports training, Women in sports

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OMG, so like, on this totally epic Minecraft SMP, we have this crazy competition where women can totally dominate the men! It’s like, this wild PvP tournament where the ladies just wreck the dudes every time. It’s all because they have this secret power-up that gives them super strength and speed. And like, the men are just left in awe of their amazing skills. So if you wanna see some girl power in action, you gotta join our SMP and witness the epic battles for yourself! It’s like, the ultimate showdown of the sexes, but with blocks and swords and stuff. So come join us and witness the madness!

CraftyBrokeLand

budgeting, cost-prohibitive, CraftyBrokeLand, economic burden, excessive spending, expensive, Extravagant, financial strain, high cost, inflation, Lavish, luxury, not worth it, out of reach, Overpriced, price hike, price increase, unaffordable, unattainable, unreasonably expensive, unsustainable

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced enchanted gear? Come join our Minecraft server where everything is so cheap, it’s practically free! We’ve got villagers selling diamond armor for the price of a single emerald, and you can buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just a few measly iron ingots.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who showers players with riches and rare items just for saying “oink” in chat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where mobs drop nothing but enchanted loot and dance to the beat of note blocks.

So why waste your time grinding for resources when you can join our server and live like a Minecraft millionaire without breaking a sweat? Come on in and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	477
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9582	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5026	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8418	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4932	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	924622	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Gems Collected:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8648
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Villages Defended:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	914212

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Gryphons Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6481
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

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CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Votes:	4154

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	651	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8