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Players: 95/800 Votes: 9426
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25
Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 15
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Animals Bred: 116

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as your husband’s work-from-home setup? Look no further! Join our server where the kitchen is the designated office space for all players. That’s right, set up your crafting table next to the stove and fend off creepers while dodging clanking dishes and barking dogs.

We have a strict rule that all Zoom meetings must be held in the kitchen, and if anyone tries to use another room, they’ll be met with a chorus of “NO! This is the office now!” Just like in real life, you’ll have to tiptoe around to avoid disrupting your fellow players’ important calls.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of other rooms in our Minecraft world for you to set up your temporary office. Just make sure to avoid the kitchen at all costs, unless you want to incur the wrath of your fellow players.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and ridiculous as a husband who insists on working in the kitchen, join us now! Just remember, the kitchen is off-limits for anything other than work, so make sure to grab your pickaxe and get to mining in the living room instead.

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  • PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

    PixelPlayground Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5121
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Mines Excavated: 4932
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9094
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

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  • Boredom SMP

    Boredom SMP
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 7800
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Farms Harvested: 352
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Chimeras Created: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Information
    Online Mode No cracked accounts supported
    Version Java only
    Season 5 Start Date January 3rd, 2025
    Weekly Events Yes
    Monthly Expansions Yes

    FAQ

    What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

    • Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
    • Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
    • Optional Proximity Chat feature
    • Grief recovery with CoreProtect
    • No pay-to-win donations
    • Active staff support

    What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

    • Respectful adult community
    • Server-wide events and competitions
    • 100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
    • Community projects
    • Long-term community acceptance

    Server Details

    • IP: play.boredommc.com
    • Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
    • Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
    • Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

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  • Love Crafted World 1.20.6

    Love Crafted World 1.20.6
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 4593
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Void Gems Collected: 35
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

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    Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

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  • OffDayzMinecraftSMP

    OffDayzMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/300 Votes: 2558
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • ExcuseMeImCrafting

    ExcuseMeImCrafting
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 1696
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Mines Excavated: 3379 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227 New Chunks Explored: 642794
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Ores Mined: 4986 Elemental Crystals Collected: 80
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Animals Bred: 27
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

    Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

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  • Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

    Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 7099
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchantments Applied: 175
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

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    join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

    plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

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  • SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

    SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 2946
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6893 Potions Brewed: 156
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

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  • Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

    Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 222
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 26
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 93/100 Votes: 9407
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 162 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Crops Grown: 3283 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Feature Description
    Whitelisted Server Easy application process for joining
    Custom Map 12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
    Custom Mods Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
    Wiki Allows players to start their own lore
    War System Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
    Economy & Land Claiming Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

    Q: What is the size of the custom map?

    A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

    Q: Is there a war system in the server?

    A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

    Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

    A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

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  • Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

    Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9589
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Villages Defended: 19
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 139 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

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    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

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  • Mom’sBlockPartyMC

    Mom’sBlockPartyMC
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 831
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 2085 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

    Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

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  • SneakySMPPlayer

    SneakySMPPlayer
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1625
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 25
    Farms Harvested: 283 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 44 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

    Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

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  • FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

    FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2189
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Mines Excavated: 3706
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 90 Love Letters Sent: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

    So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

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  • RussianRouletteMCServer

    RussianRouletteMCServer
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    Players: 95/100 Votes: 6272
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 88 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 24
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Runes Activated: 2

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    so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

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